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stop bashing nakago [Aug. 28th, 2010|02:20 pm]
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ilovebishies
[mood |aggravateddoesn't know when to stop]

i keep seeing people call nakago chan a karma housomething and saying he shoudnt have gone to heaven because hes evil

well theyre wrong because he isnt evil at all and he hasnt gone to heaven yet because hes not dead i thought people were going to stop telling lies like that but theyre still being mean its so awful waaaaaaaaah
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A bit of revelation [Aug. 19th, 2010|09:44 pm]
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queenofthedusk
[mood |melodramatic]

I have been constantly hounded by shallow fantwits for disliking heroic characters. No one will leave me alone! Every time I make an innocuous comment about how Eliwood is spoiled and naive, Miaka doesn't deserve her good luck and Usagi is a sadist in disguise, people claim I'm being ridiculous!

So now, after I've been assaulted one too many times for my preferences, I am forced to divulge to these communities just why I detest bright-eyed and innocent characters.

In high school, I was an outcast. I wore black, I preferred to write gothic poetry and sit indoors rather than play sports or listen to cookie-cutter pop stars. The cheerleaders, a coven of blonde, blue-eyed, perky little monsters would never give me a moment's peace! ::shudders at the raw, painful memories:: They would call me names, take away my books and play keep-away with them, push me down in the hallways, make tasteless vampire jokes, spread rumors that I was some sort of foul demon set on destroying all life... ::squeezes her eyes shut as several crystalline tears squeeze through her inky lashes and down her pale cheeks::

These so-called "sweethearts", these bright-eyed and peppy girls...they were the true monsters, the ones who made my life a wretched abyss of pain and suffering. And when I see Sailor Moon and her Senshi tormenting the Dark Kingdom and the Black Moon family, Miaka winning everything at the expense of her poor best friend's mental health, Eliwood senselessly murdering Black Fang soldiers who are just trying to do their jobs!

::sobs:: Are you quite satisfied, now that you've forcibly carved into my soul to dig up these painful memories?!
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From the "fucked up review" files [Jul. 5th, 2010|09:57 pm]
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threesomesftw
[mood |squicked]

Look, fanboy. I'm glad you liked my Dangerous Ladies threesome smutfic, I always enjoy praise. What I don't enjoy is a buttload of TMI about how horny the fic made you and how you jacked off after reading it.

This part cut as courtesy to the squeamish.Collapse )

And I especially don't need to know you're a 13 year old boy after you just spilled the gory details about your wank sessions. Or how if you ever met me, you'd let me fuck you up the ass even though you're straight and only love titties, that was no doubt the creepiest part of the review.

I mean...really? You had to go on and on about that all over a public archive?! Glad as I am that ff.net is being more lax about its M-rated fic policy, I don't think I'll be posting anymore porn there.
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SHINE YOUR SHOES, WIPE YOUR............. FACE. [Jun. 17th, 2010|09:10 pm]
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lexivee
[mood |enragedI'M MAD AS FUCK]

OH MY FUCKING GAWD, GUYS. SHOUJO MANGA SUCKS!

ESPECIALLY REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA. I MEAN, GOD, SHE'S SUCH A MARY SUE! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYONE LIKES HER, SHE HAS AN ICKY VAJAYJAY! ANTHY IS A DOORMAT AND A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A CHARACTER! ALSO, SHE TOO HAS A VAJAYJAY! EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!1

OH, AND THERE'S HET INCEST! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU GUYS. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YAOI INCEST IS BETTER! EVERYONE DISCRIMINATES AGAINST YAOI INCEST BUT AKIO/ANTHY IS LIKE THE MOST POPULAR PAIRING EVER! WHAT THE FUCK. ALSO, KOZUE/MIKI WOULD BE UNF UNF MATERIAL IF KOZUE WAS A GUY! UGH, VAJAYJAYZ SUCK! SHOUJO SUCKS! I HATE MY VAJAYJAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

((I couldn't resist mocking that kind of view. *facepalm of shame*))
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(no subject) [Mar. 13th, 2010|08:53 pm]
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jason1993
omg omg omg

GOD OF WAR III by the best video game companny SONY is out next week on tuesdy

its gonna rock and be goty you haters just wait and see

i cant wait!!!
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Some thoughts on the bird [Mar. 7th, 2010|04:27 pm]
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sarajayechan
[mood |predatory]

It seems there are still some people out there who have yet to hear that the bird is the word. So I will ask once more.

Did you, or did you not know, about the bird?

I strongly advise you to click "Yes".
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GRRRR! [Dec. 23rd, 2009|11:40 am]
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defendsthehated
[mood |rageful]

So I went to a Fire Emblem fan meet-up last weekend and some bratty bitch starts whining about how haaaard it is to be a "super-fit slim babe" in fandom when everyone else is soooo fat. So I, being the mature woman I am, tell her to shut the fuck up because guess what, half the people there have some pudge on them or are overweight but as she can plainly see they're not the slovenly swinehogs she makes them out to be. But she just neatly swings it around so that I'm the whiny oversensitive fatty who needs to put down the pudding cups and stop "chubbing out" while watching cartoons.

Even after being presented with clear evidence that her viewpoint is a load of shit, she keeps parroting all the media's stereotypes about how if you're not supermodel slim you're less than human and it's okay to make fun of fat people because being mean to them is the only way to get them to lose weight so HER precious little virgin eyes won't be offended. OH NOES, THERE ARE FAT PEOPLE BEING FAT AT HER!

Why is it her business?! Why can't she just go to another meet-up? Don't worry, princess, I'm sure there's a nice safe little club out there for slim babes who play video games for TEH HAWTNESS where you won't have to look at nasty ol' chubbies like me who play games for the story and gameplay. Why does weight or appearance even matter in fucking fandom, it's a hobby.

Oh, and apparently she thinks cartoons are for little kiddies only and adults who watch them don't deserve to be taken seriously. I suggested she go home and watch Family Guy for a few hours and then see if she feels the same. :P

Hmph. At least the rest of the meet-up was pleasant and sane and no one started any dumb shipping wars. Last thing I needed was an encore performance of the ZOMG HECTOR/LYN IS TOTES ROCKIN' TEH SLAP SLAP KISS IT'S SOOOO CANNON crap from the last one! (No offense, Sue, I know it's your OTP and you're a lot nicer than most fans are, but some of your friends need to learn some damn tolerance)
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Ye Old Macekre [Dec. 21st, 2009|08:53 am]
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mireia_antonina
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

You know, one thing that really pisses me off about the recent Dragon Quest localizations are the accents. It's especially apparent in the DS translations, but it's a problem in Dragon Quest VIII and Dragon Quest Swords, too. Why do the characters have to have British accents to add to the "medieval fantasy" feeling? Why can't they just speak normally?
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2009|11:19 pm]
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protectchildren
[mood |angryangry]

I am beginning to realise how corruptive all fiction is.

It glorifies violence, rape, stereotypes, sexism, paedophilia, tragedy and suffering. It glorifies real life issues and that is wrong! It might make small, innocent children think that having sex with snails is a good thing!

And fandom takes it all to a whole new level of horror.

Incest, rape, paedophilia, violence, broccoli - every disgusting turn-on is labelled as a 'harmless kink'. Even racism and sexism are fetishised and small children should not judge others for their race or sex! It influences other children to do the same!

I demand that everybody in the world stops these horrible fantasies. Nothing is worth all the money and effort put into them and it would be better spent on something worthwhile like teaching your children not to do wrong!


((OOC: parody of this: http://i50.tinypic.com/qrkmm0.jpg))
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LEONA LEWIS? EWWW.... [Nov. 17th, 2009|09:11 am]
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daisy_the_mage1
GOD, SQUARE ENIX. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE JAPANESE THEME SONG FOR FF XIII? IT'S HORRIBLE AND YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER USE WESTERN ARTISTS TO PROMOTE YOUR GAMES! YOU'RE ONLY DOING IT TO CASH IN YOUR SERIES. YOU ARE USING WESTERN ARTISTS TO PROMOTE YOUR GAMES? HOW STUPID IS THAT?

God, I had high expectations for this game and now I'm not buying it anymore. :( :( YOU JUST LOST SOMEBODY WHO COULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS GAME, SQUARE ENIX! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!!!!!! :( :( :( :(
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